Програмистам Only, Windows 98 code Опции

[-=CutuZ=-]

Друг на прошлой неделе показал исходники 98 винды, надеюсь люди, знакомые с СИ оценят.
/*
TOP SECRET Microsoft© Code
Projected Chikago™
Projected release date: MAY 1998
$Hystory$
*/
#include dos.h
#include win31.h
#include win95.h
#include evenmore.h
#include oldstuff.h
#include billrulz.h
#define INSTALL=HARD
#include bugs.h
char make_prog_look_big[1600000];

void main()
{
while (!Crashed)
{
display_copyright_message();
display_bill_rulez_message();
do_nothing_loop();
if(first_time_installation)
{
make_50_megabytes_swapfile();
do_nothing_loop();
totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
extract CAB(All, with_ERRORS);
search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
hang_system();

while_something(anything);
{
display_copyright_message();
display_bill_rulez_message();
do_nothing_loop();
do_some_stuff();
if(still_not_CRASHED)
{
display_copyright_message();
bassicly_run_windows3.1();
}
}
}
if(detected_cache())
disable_cache();
if(detect_fast_cpu())
{
set_wait_states(lots);
set_mouse(speed,very_slow);
set_mouse(action,jumpy);
set_mouse(reaction,sometimes);
}
/* printf("welkom to MS-DOS"); */
/* printf("welkom to Windows 3.1"); */
/* printf("welkom to Windows 95"); */
printf("welkom to Windows 3.1");
if(system_ok())
crash(to_DOS_promt);
else
system_memory(y=open("a:\swpool.swp";0_CREATE);
while(something)
{
sleep(5);
get_user_input();
sleep(5);
act_on_user_input();
}
create_general_protection_fault();
}


Последнее предупреждение в устной форме.
Баян почти месячной давности.